Ep 1: Rotten Eggs

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Three immature awkward 18 year olds who act like rotten eggs, try to have fun in the City by getting into trouble and making fast cash!

Critiques (68)

#68 shitshit OG · 2010 Mar 3, 2012 9:23 AM

hey asshole, when are you gonna make more of your fucked up cartoons? fuck you very much!

#67 Pavel OG · 2006 Jan 5, 2012 8:37 AM

macromedia flash the newer version is called adobe flash CS4 google it bra

#66 junkyarddog101 OG · 2012 Jan 4, 2012 5:48 PM

Hey Pavel wat program do you use to make your flash movies i want to make one

#65 Alex2sexy11 OG · 2011 Nov 19, 2011 9:00 AM

lol this is wicked f*^cking awsome :D in newgrounds for you 10/10

#64 Pavel OG · 2006 May 19, 2011 7:41 PM

wicked thanks for the awesome feedback

#63 theconman1224 OG · 2011 May 19, 2011 3:12 PM

this series is fucking awesome! its my favorite on the site... so far.

#62 Kassandravie OG · 2009 Feb 5, 2010 4:41 PM

wtf is up with the three bald men?!!!! the legs confuse the shit outta me!!!!

#61 darkworld5-0 OG · 2010 Jan 10, 2010 5:11 PM

hey fuckyoupavel how lame are you id like to see you make funny and original flash videos that are fucking awesome pavel you should ban that plug

#60 skillet89 OG · 2009 Sep 30, 2009 1:08 PM

pavel its me crusher89 i had to make new acc and during fight = fat guy scream....

#59 crusher89 OG · 2008 Sep 28, 2009 12:51 PM

i havnt been on this site in a while alot more stuff...

#58 crusher89 OG · 2008 Sep 28, 2009 12:49 PM

whoops them*

#57 crusher89 OG · 2008 Sep 28, 2009 12:49 PM

all of thme are awesome nice job

#56 madbull OG · 2009 Sep 1, 2009 7:52 AM

awesome

#55 cjpinoy OG · 2009 May 2, 2009 3:02 PM

LOL

#54 BozoOfTheJunkyard69 OG · 2008 Apr 1, 2009 12:33 PM

remind me of me when i go to the casino 'cept i hit up black jack. one minute i'm up 400$ another minute i'm in the hole, fucking casino so addicting but so rigged

#53 zfire22 OG · 2009 Apr 1, 2009 9:52 AM

wow he should've just doubled it and then gave some back

#52 Solemncaster OG · 2008 Jan 31, 2009 4:31 PM

why is it in some scenes when Mortimer's sideways, his shirt is brown, when it goes to front view, it turns green? Those are mistakes right?

#51 ozymozy5 OG · 2009 Jan 22, 2009 12:32 PM

mi piace scopare con una ragazza bellissima

#50 gokudemon88 OG · 2008 Dec 30, 2008 8:05 PM

that was crazy when he took the thousands of money and got in trouble.

#49 BozoOfTheJunkyard69 OG · 2008 Dec 26, 2008 10:34 PM

ya dont piss pavel off then he wont make any more cartoons you rude shit!!! and obviously mortimer and sidewalk kid are NOT the same character. r u blind?????

#48 Pavel OG · 2006 Dec 21, 2008 11:04 AM

The sidewalk kid is just some random kid waiting to get his haircut and Mortimer's dad starts bugging the shit out of him, you'll be able to tell when you see the entire episode

#47 Pavel OG · 2006 Dec 21, 2008 11:02 AM

That sidewalk kid is in blown out of proportion episode 3, that's not Mortimer. But yeah they do have the same voice lol

#46 fuckyoupavel OG · 2008 Dec 21, 2008 10:09 AM

Hey Pablo, can you explain what does that fucked gay kid doing on the cover of blown of out proportion 3? Isn't that mortimer's new look? If not, where the fuck did that fag with flaming skulls come from if not from the gay habib mohammed cartoon?

#45 yeehaw OG · 2008 Dec 20, 2008 9:32 PM

Pavel, look at your episode 3 vs sidewalk kid, dude... THIS IS *THE* SAME KID! I'm sorry, but you must have the guts to admit it! Otherwise, you must be a fool yourself if you take us all for a bunch of ignorant fools, who should trust your words over our eyes.

#44 yeehaw OG · 2008 Dec 20, 2008 9:15 PM

Pavel, it is not my intention to give you a hard time, but you must acknowledge that the two characters overall bear uncanny resemblance to each other, even if there are minor differences, as you attempt to point out. Even if your intention was the opposite, Mortimer in episode 3 looks practically identical to the sidewalk kid, don't you think? Cheers, bro!

#43 Pavel OG · 2006 Dec 20, 2008 5:13 PM

Mortimer has a brown t-shirt and hair parted to the side and the guy on the sidewalk has a black t-shirt with a flaming skull on it and has bangs, I guess that is the exact same right?

#42 yeehaw OG · 2008 Dec 20, 2008 4:41 PM

Not the same kid who got fucked on the side walk? Really? Nice try, Pavel, nice try. :)) The two characters have the same face, the same body shape, the same hair cut, the same clothes, the same shirt... should I continue? lol!! It's ok pal, just next time keep the characters separate in your cartoons. Nobody is perfect, so... WE FORGIVE YOU! :))))))))))

#41 midget04 OG · 2008 Dec 19, 2008 8:15 AM

holy shit this was funny as hell

#40 Pavel OG · 2006 Dec 15, 2008 7:58 PM

its not the same kid who got fucked on the sidewalk at all

#39 michaelroberts OG · 2008 Dec 14, 2008 10:11 AM

4 fuckyoupavel go suck ur mams nob u ugly jealous bender or habib mohammed will fuckin rape u to u dick

#38 askitbbs OG · 2008 Oct 20, 2008 5:31 AM

nice

#37 im a puppy cat OG · 2008 Oct 18, 2008 9:31 PM

hey pavel can u make these downloadable 4 ipods and shit like that

#36 predatorblade21 OG · 2008 Oct 15, 2008 10:38 PM

lol, he fuckin spewed everythere. ....it reminds me of the time i lasted 127 seconds on a keg.

#35 fuckyoupavel OG · 2008 Sep 17, 2008 3:29 PM

The lead guy of this series sucks. That's the same kid that got fucked up the ass right on a sidewalk by the crazy gay habib mohammed... and enjoyed it too! How does the series about adventures of the homosexual character suppose to be cool?

#34 nobitch OG · 2008 Sep 17, 2008 12:58 PM

you got boss you fucking guy ass nigga

#33 kacy OG · 2008 Aug 31, 2008 8:12 PM

you've got to peel back the foreskin and wash it... a few hours later.... umm... eww.. ah!!!!!!!!!!. i thought he was gonna trim her pubeswhen i heard that no man would go near her bush... i loved it!!!

#32 favflavor07 OG · 2008 Aug 2, 2008 5:23 PM

I really thought that old lady meant her Pubes!!! I can't believe that ya'll didn't make it her pubes...i guess your not that twisted! -lol-

#31 favflavor07 OG · 2008 Aug 2, 2008 5:19 PM

the mentaly retaeded guy sounds like cartman from South Park....irony, NO?

#30 chrisbairstow OG · 2008 Jul 6, 2008 10:51 AM

come on guys

#29 ang3l123 OG · 2008 Jun 28, 2008 10:33 PM

da dude threw up everywhere lol thats funnyeh good job

#28 Icemann09 OG · 2008 Jun 18, 2008 9:10 PM

cmooooooon guys!! cmoooooooooon help me out!! cmoooooooooon!! lmao classic i use that all the time now

#27 unbelievable OG · 2008 May 25, 2008 3:06 AM

like i said, u need more randomer shit! like whoa shit, mlike brittany spears being sane, or ellen being straight, come on!!! MORE RANDOM!!!!!!!!!! (not that these ones aren't good! u rock!)

#26 pox OG · 2008 Mar 23, 2008 11:16 AM

best series in the junkyard

#25 Pavel OG · 2006 Mar 23, 2008 10:26 AM

he's constantly changing it

#24 shitstarter OG · 2008 Mar 22, 2008 7:49 PM

why is Mortimer's shirt brown from the side and green from the front?

#23 marvin OG · 2008 Feb 12, 2008 6:12 AM

this was motherfucking funny shit fuck

#22 eloheemgeburah OG · 2008 Jan 22, 2008 7:45 PM

That was great Pavel, you should have that nerdy kid they keep picking on skin them alive and set them on fire in a future episode! Keep up the good work.

#21 unbelievable OG · 2008 Jan 2, 2008 2:18 AM

pavel, u crak me up!lol, ur so hot ! is u shud shud make even more randomer shit happen! shit that cud never happen! like, a guy with a giant dik and a chik with i mini cunt, lol!

#20 Pavel OG · 2006 Dec 30, 2007 4:24 PM

lol no no, he was really there. he's just some really creepy old retarded homeless guy

#19 Boom OG · 2007 Dec 30, 2007 2:57 PM

Was the retard really there or were they drunk?

#18 allfeeled OG · 2007 Dec 17, 2007 5:32 PM

hartyharhar

#17 harhar OG · 2007 Dec 11, 2007 4:34 AM

harhar username q lng

#16 creepy_blood1 OG · 2007 Nov 25, 2007 11:02 PM

wow i am surprised at the loading time for this video! There is some funny stuff on this site keep it coming!

#15 kevinnewbie1 OG · 2007 Nov 19, 2007 2:16 PM

This fucking episode was awesome man!

#14 BadAss OG · 2007 Oct 29, 2007 10:05 AM

the downtown scene is by far the funniest. "hey a blind man, let's poop on him". HAHAHA PRICLESS

#13 BadAss OG · 2007 Oct 29, 2007 10:04 AM

@ kidneyjohn, just watch the fucking episode dude

#12 Pavel OG · 2006 Oct 25, 2007 5:34 AM

its about 15 minutes

#11 KidneyJohn OG · 2007 Oct 25, 2007 5:29 AM

Out of interest, how long does this cartoon go for?

#10 luckyFingers OG · 2007 Oct 22, 2007 9:18 AM

Cmmmoooonnn pavel, Cmmoooooonn!!! we want episode 2

#9 rustyballs OG · 2007 Oct 7, 2007 8:21 AM

fucking awesome

#8 Dan-R OG · 2007 Sep 21, 2007 4:51 PM

I cant wait for the second one.

#7 Denver_towers_unlimited OG · 2007 Sep 16, 2007 3:38 PM

HEY YOU GUYS! I fucking love that Sloth character

#6 hyde19 OG · 2007 Sep 16, 2007 10:36 AM

it took along time 2 load but it was worth it. the best part was where he crapped on the blind guy but he really wasn't blind lol best part!

#5 Dee_Loves_Junk OG · 2007 Sep 15, 2007 6:55 PM

jk hahahahaha.....

#4 Dee_Loves_Junk OG · 2007 Sep 15, 2007 6:54 PM

lick my asss

#3 jesus_prodigy OG · 2007 Sep 14, 2007 11:14 AM

reminds me of south park. this was fucking genious

#2 Dan-R OG · 2007 Sep 14, 2007 9:49 AM

Great job hilarious

#1 Pavel OG · 2006 Sep 13, 2007 7:57 AM

I'm currently working on episode 2 because this cartoon did pretty well on newgrounds.

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